let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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