Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think people are normalizing furries
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