he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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