Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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