He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i jhust puked up my retainher.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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