So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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