Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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