..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I want to fling myself into the sun
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