Dual....:-)
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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