I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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