hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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