her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my being single is dangerous.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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