my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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