There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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