yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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