the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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