the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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