Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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