i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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