I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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