what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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