some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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