Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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