my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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