So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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