I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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