Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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