but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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