i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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