ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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