I wanna passion pit in your ass
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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