And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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