I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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