At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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