My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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