HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
whose parrot is this?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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