what if I'm pregnant?
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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