so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
