Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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