Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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