How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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