If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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