I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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