my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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