a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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