Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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