she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Someone shattered a urinal.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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