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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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