I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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