# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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