How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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