Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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