Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
barbara walters just said penis...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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