is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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