Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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