Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
